Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, after five years of working a soul-sucking dead end job, I was offered an amazing role in a new field. When the HR rep told me, I was so excited that I screamed at the top of my lungs, cheered like a maniac, and started laughing so hard I cried.I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm off my meds now. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
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Vanguard507 0
More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
Optimus_Primerib 0
I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.
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Comments (247)
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
haha hopefuly she makes your life hell! YDI
instnt1nfction 17
I'm not repeating the song
SunDropGirl 0
YDI! jerk even if se was that bad you should at least finish the date, it's common sense and polite. cause you asked er in the first place. ass hole! bad karma!
lmaoatall 6
welcome to your dungeone of doom. I hope you find your working enviroment to your liking. please ignore the woman staring at you with complete hatred and distaste. she's only going to make your office hours a living hell for being a douche bag and flakeing on your date with her. happy employment. remember, it's your dream job. I hope I helped.
dibean 0
Just bring her some flowers and candy they're suckers for that kind of stuff. She'll go out with you everything will be fine.
underdose 9
LOL. AND THAT IS CALLED KARMA! i love stories of jerks getting what they deserve
Alekyork 0
I pooped my pants and was too embarrassed to tell you. Done. YDI
Synyster430 0
your mouth better hav dropped down to your balls 'cause I think you might wanna guard those right now
raelynj24 3
well guess what douche I can almost guarantee that anyone who comments doesn't care how you feel ya know why...bc u had a bitch flip and stood up that poor girl and you know what else I hope she karate chops your ass in tha neck!
Pooopsack 9
Do you think we are gonna feel bad for you?
twinkietarget 0
Ummm it's your fault, you are the jerk who stood her up.