Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, after five years of working a soul-sucking dead end job, I was offered an amazing role in a new field. When the HR rep told me, I was so excited that I screamed at the top of my lungs, cheered like a maniac, and started laughing so hard I cried.I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm off my meds now. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
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Top comments
Vanguard507 0
More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
Optimus_Primerib 0
I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.
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Comments (247)
kasumii 1
Flaker. That's what Americans call it I think?
Kthxbaibbq 0
For the 134th time, you, sir, are a huge loser. YDI
Mr_Darkside 5
Karma's a bitch. YDI
ILoveTabz 0
I imagined it! oh and i agree with #140 ;)
caviar_fml 2
ydi for being a prick
Bassgeek 0
dude karma strikes again
Nooneslooking 0
YDI. Standing people up is one of the meanest things you can do to someone, if you didn't want to see that person don't agree to meet with them, once you agree put your balls on and go meet them or at least call and cancel you dinklefuck.
Argentina95 2
**** your life? more like **** her life
heddurhowza 1
It wouldn't surprise me if we see and FML from her point of view...while it's awkward for you imagine how much worse it must be for her. Well that's what you get for treating girls like shit; what goes around comes around, buddy.
heddurhowza 1
It wouldn't surprise me if we see and FML from her point of view...while it's awkward for you imagine how much worse it must be for her. Well that's what you get for treating girls like shit; what goes around comes around, buddy.