Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
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Comments (171)
cartius 0
fail for having big teeth.
bhangu023 0
WTF were u tryin to bite the net or sum sht. thts never happend to me durring a dunk :S
DGross 8
@9... unless for the OP it was a drunk dunk :-P
The_good_times 0
do you have a huge mutant tooth that shoots 3 feet out of your mouth?
mshafty 0
OP must have one saggy lip! better tuck that in or say bye bye to all your teeth.
DeeBizz 0
stupid .
schnitzel5 0
ydi, people aren't meant to jump that high
dude247 0
nearly broke your teeth doesn't mean you did
damienwatkins 0
win 30
damienwatkins 0
well uh... at least you dunked... right?
trizzieb 0
Congrats! First place for the dunk but FAIL for ripping out your teeth Mr. Ed. A horse is a horse of course of course.
dasauto 0
it seems obvious what would have happened. he dunked, and grabbed onto the rim. when you grab on to the rim, you naturally swing forward towards the net. so, his mouth was open, he let go of the rim, and swung towards the net and his tooth got caught. sounds very possible to me.
miniTOFU 0
lol @ 30
xmagster 0
you must have a MAJOR gap tooth if you are catching it on a net. o___o
xhxhxhhhxhhx 0
Learning English apparently never happened to you either.
dudeitsdanny 10
Ydi for never visiting a dentist. Any dentist would have filed down that giant tooth and done something about the (at least) inch- wide gap. Or... Ydi. Chipmunks, horses, and mice shouldnt play basketball. Only dogs can.
sam411411 0
ydi for being black haha jk i'm black
sam411411 0
haha jk your not black you live in texas
WordsOfHope 0
win 51
Killah_Jay 0
White men can't jump... ..or dunk(;
twirlingqueen4u 0
idk who wrote # 1 but WTF omfg that must hurt I got the chills
qzamml 0
wow ok. well i mean if you were FINALLY able to dunk that means you must BARELY be able to dunk....so unless your arms are six inches long, i dont see how this is possible, because your head could not have been THAT close to the rim if you JUST started dunking...ALSO you should probably NOT stick your face near the net while dunking.
princess09 3
saggy lip? lmao .... but yea seriously how big are your teeth??
deathcab7 0
snaggletoooth :O
LemonMan 0
Would have been hilarious to watch. xP
vrock 0
agreed 131
capgray 0
ha 20 dollars says number 116 isnt black but doesnt wna get chewed out by black people on the comments
crazeelife12 0
that's how we do it in our neighborhood bitch!
Prototype12 0
dude that's impossible, unless you have like a 2inch gap on your mouth... Like Tyreke Evans
caittycat95 0
@131. your yummy. ;)
baby_val 0
awww I sowy!
greendaygirl999 5
That's what we call "going to the dentists" in my neighborhood xD
boyguydudemalema 0
fake and ******* gay
Apache_fml 0
lol
fmlsoobad 0
umm close ur mouth?
puga29 0
48 just cuz u can't dunk doesn't mean people weren't meant to jump that high.... OP, props... I didn't know beavers could dunk. You musta jumped really high. Gratz.
qzamml 0
hah #143-Thanks ;) id say more, but i should probably NOT flirt with people in regards to someones toothaches and misery though. =P
smellyoldlady 0
in soviet Russia tooth pulls you out
TeeHee124 0
Proceeded to almost pull ur tooth out wtf
lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
Philosophic 0
He was singing, so when he got up there, his James Brown teeth got stuck in the net.
missxmelon 0
Ow man...
PoopTrainDix 0
haha! fag!
Fedor_is_KING 0
That sucks, but at least you got hops.
hoopstar15 0
yea op got his head up to the net...he must have some really short arms if his first dunk required getting his head to the net haha
uke_master 0
I was thinking the same thing. He had to almost hit his head on the rim to get his tooth up to the net. So his arm is really short if you need to get that high. If your arms are that short you can't dunk.
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
goldpeaches 0
so... your life is nearly ******?
Ecnassianer 0
^ This.
ricosuave1106 0
keep your mouth closed last time.
Joey7361 0
you mean next time?
schnitzel5 0
nah, that was probly the last time for mr. chipmunk
FYLDeep 26
Stick to dunking donuts.
KurouTenshi 0
^^ Thats RIGHT!!
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, Thats white.
colomexparra 0
clever hahah
Resquall 0
What a pun conversation.
TurtleHabitat 0
you mean that conversation was punny =)
Blue_Coconuts 7
This is why White people shouldn't jump... Haven't you seen the movie?
dudeitsdanny 10
Has either of you seen any good movies lately?
schnitzel5 0
^ lol
DemonChicken 0
thats a great movie.Your just a hater....
dudeitsdanny 10
My just a hater... What? And that movie is so old I remember seeing it on TV at least 11 years ago. =P I'm 19 so i have no memory of it, lol.