Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
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Comments (171)
bustyboi 0
now you know don't dunk with your mouth open
sayntdavid 0
no you didnt
KurouTenshi 0
look on the bright side, now you won't have to pay out the aaa on your next dentist visit. "well I thought we were gonna have to yank that tooth out, but damn it's gone. okay you're free to go Mr. OP. don't forget to grab your cheap toothbrush and floss on the way out."
sxychik 4
ouch!!!!
MrTeabag420 0
number 17 is fiinneee as helll!
Gstone5 0
1!!!! :)
bigtaytay 13
damn u are smokin hot
mshafty 0
I'm sure #17 will now reward of all of you for drooling over her by seeking you out in your parents basement, rip her clothes off and have sex with you right then and there!! I hear she does this with every guy who calls her hot on the internet!
mashnikandporter 0
she prob wants guys to call her hot, her names sxychik....
astro_plastic 0
At least she's humble! But yeah that name makes me think that it's just an obese, balding 40 year old man who stole some girl's pic from Myspace and is secretly turning everyone gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ScaryyMary 14
You guys are into duckface?
astro_plastic 0
I think they're into any girl who will show off her body in a mirror pic and then post on FML with said picture, with a name which suggests potential sluttiness.
boopityboppity 11
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." Thank you, astro_plastic, for reminding me of one of the most funny Seinfeld episodes ever.
astro_plastic 0
Glad someone got the reference! (and NICE picture. The Joker is Jesus.)
boopityboppity 11
FML doesn't like me, so it posted my reply as a standalone comment. I'll repost it here. I'm glad I caught it, too. Seinfeld is one of the best shows of all time. Missing out on it wouldn't be fun. I wish my picture had come out better; it's actually a picture of the Joker holding a knife to Curious George while saying, "Why so curious?"
astro_plastic 0
Oh I know what the pic is! I was just comparing his divinity to that of jesus. I was bored in class once and thought of as many puns I could doodle involving the Joker, and that was one of them. I also illustrated him threatening Toucan Sam: "Why So Cereal?"
boopityboppity 11
Haha, if I had the artistic skills, I would do something like that in a heartbeat. Alas, even my stickmen are so hideous that they're snubbed by the stickwomen.
iwadasn 33
You didn't draw that, you copied it from a facebook bumper sticker.
astro_plastic 0
If you're talking to me, I never used the facebook bumper sticker application. People can have the same idea, you know...
loludeserveit 0
hey it's snick!! wand sxychicks horrible face cancels out her plastic boobs
astro_plastic 0
Come on, she's like 14. let's give the girl with the daddy issues some slack.
dudeitsdanny 10
Sxychick IS fake. The picture is from an ad and one of those sites where you need 20 clicks to see a video. Horny dumbasses should get ass raped by the guy faking her. Give her your number, geniuses. I'll see you all on dateline. Or the news. I'm glad my brain gets more blood than my little head.
astro_plastic 0
Who ever said being an avid **** viewer is futile? That guy knows his shit!
dudeitsdanny 10
Lmao. I dont watch ****. I use facebook and myyearbook avidly. >.>;;
mshafty 0
Awww FML. We went from horny dudes hitting on a fake pic, to me making fun of them, to Seinfield, to The Joker about to kill curious George and now to ****!!! This site really covers the important things in life
hk_fml 9
LOL. That chick is always on those **** sites, with the ads on the sides for those hooking up/sex sites. >_>
astro_plastic 0
I agree. What a barrel of chuckles we are.
schnitzel5 0
dammmmmmnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! #17!!!!!
schnitzel5 0
jk it's fake I know but that's still a good pic of whoever that really is
sxychik 4
um.. it's me.
megastupid 0
*cough*
sxychik 4
I'm not going to fight with you Astro about something not true and just plain stupid.
Sekococo 0
Space Jamz ?
selan_fml 0
WTF I dun get it
FatalxDesire599 0
how does that even happen??
hk_fml 9
Holy shit! Is your mouth okay?
KurouTenshi 0
OP: "I saved 15% or more on my dental bill by ripping out a tooth with a basket ball net."
Marv88 0
Bahahahahaha.
rwac07 0
#17 is hot ;)
nessalujin 0
agreed.