Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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Top comments
lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
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Comments (171)
knarkle 0
u must have some short ass arms if ur arms were extended and ur face was at the net. the nets only like 18 inches
machismo88 0
ur a fukin dumb nig
CharlotteRx 4
I'm trying to imagine how the hell did you jump in order for your tooth to end up caught on the net, but I just can't picture that!
RetroXI 4
poor guy lol he didnt deserve it.....what's sad is 98 percent of the people that said he did prob. can't touch the bottom of the net...much less the rim -_-
metrockick10 0
Ouch, just, ouch. That sounds horribly painful.
Compass 0
What I don't understand is how OP went from "I can't dunk, which means my hand can't or barely touches the hoop" to "My mouth can touch the hoop, which means that I can miraculously jump 2 feet higher than the last time I tried."
maddiewoah 15
Why was your mouth open? YDI.
13__Loki__13 1
Nothing but tooth! And the crowd goes wild!
Brittanysway420 0
This is one of the funniest sh*t I've read on here! WFT?!?! LMFAO all day long! And the comments, man you people crack me up!
cbugle 0
Can we all agree to stop using "proceeded" so damn much?