Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
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Comments (171)
GermanySucks 0
You didn't need that snaggletooth anyways :D
jibz 6
You should proceed to stop dunking with your mouth open.
SupaSteveXpz 0
he has huge buck teeth that is an over bite
natepyron 0
when a person with normal arms dunks their forgead should touch the net possibly... for your tooth to catch it on the way down means you can your head to the backboard and you shoulda been dunking years ago... unless you've got a four foot net
mrt65380 0
sounds like a made up fml... go **** urself op for being either a liar or a weird short armed, big toothed ******
astro_plastic 0
Shut your damn mouth next time, kid.
thenumberblue 0
I pity the self-dentist fool!
pfunk129 1
this is fake
Tiger171 13
Nearly is the key word. you could have done way worse.
omgwtffmmfl 0
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