Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
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lonely_heart_89 6
how does that even happen?
AJG390 0
Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?
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Comments (171)
boopityboppity 11
I'm glad I caught it, too. Seinfeld is one of the best shows of all time. Missing out on it wouldn't be fun. I wish my picture had come out better; it's actually a picture of the Joker holding a knife to Curious George while saying, "Why so curious?"
jazzyhere 0
LOL what up with all the mean comments
astro_plastic 0
Um..welcome to FML.com
funny_bunny123 0
ydi for having yor mouth open!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Having your mouth open is useful for so many better things... Well, if you play for that team. If you're a hetero, then you're pretty much ******.
loludeserveit 0
not necissarily(is that spelled right?) op can pperform oral sex on ops partner, male or female. coincidentaly... are YOU hetero?
wethequeens123 1
how do u catch ur tooth on the net did u try to bite it or sunthing?!
iwadasn 33
Fake
xhxhxhhhxhhx 0
Basketball is for uneducated monkeys.
korn247 5
wow! you must have really big teeth.
loludeserveit 0
NEVER!!! : O
KellieHatesYou 4
Lol That sucks