Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in the searing heat with my friends. I jokingly told my friend that I was gonna die if I stayed out there much longer. Two minutes later, I got the ball and made the shot that won. Too bad I didn't see it, since I collapsed right as I took the shot and blacked out. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML
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Top comments
H8rSk8r 0
Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.
ActionManly 11
Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)
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Comments (101)
H8rSk8r 0
Don't worry, nobody noticed you in the first place.
marinus_fml 20
hAhah I see what you did there #1 ;)
madarchod 0
why is there a need for show off? stupid
MrSassypants 34
this is the only fml of a gay guy that i've seen that the OP specifically didn't call himself gay. I salute you OP.
rallets 23
where does it say hes gay? i thought he tried to impress 3 girls?
EffinAhole 0
14 read it again dude... it says "3 girls"
legonut6 0
I think he is saying that he failed so hard that he's gay.
drsheena 0
well you obviously single for that and many other reasons dear.
Mehness 0
34 - Which means that in the end, 14 hates gays and homosexuals. Good job on failing, 14.
EffinAhole 0
legonut- 14s comment is commending Op for not pointing out that he is gay. I don't think he was using it as an insult.
MrSassypants 34
no I didn't mean to say anything bad about any homosexuals I just read the fml wrong and I put that it seems like every gay guy that writes an FML says they are gay which doesn't make the FML worse like Im homeless, jobless, and my friend let me into his home but said I smell so I bad I have to keep a distance. Oh yeah I'm also gay. FML
zerobahamut03 2
@#1 That's not true, his mom did! Does anyone see the pattern that when someone tries to impress girls it always goes wrong and they make themselves look dumb.
penguins17 0
I did something similar to this but I tried to do a backflip slam needless to write it failed and I had to get stiches
thecrazyasian 3
lololololollollol fail
dolarhyde93 5
.69 If you hate people stating that they're gay, why did you feel the need to do it yourself in the very same comment? Ha.
arsenicalhumor 30
#94 read it again, there may not be quotes in the needed places, needless to say- they shouldn't of said anything in the first place without reading it properly
ActionManly 11
Looks like you wont be SCORING tonight ;)
karimkz 0
ahhhhhhhhhh!!! i get it!! lmao
movie141 0
ohhh mo points for u u tall
anomz 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gooooood one!
solegit 0
win
Action_Bastard 0
Noob move -___-
Poepiepiesie 3
Disagreed you have to start somewhere.
tacobird123 7
You look like Phil lynot from thin lizzy.
sassington10 0
you fail so hard. "mommy kiss a boo boo and make it awl betterrr"
ChrisSG 0
fail
staciieee_x3 0
YDI for "trying to impress them." You're an idiot :) So sick of these types of FMLs.
FFML_314 12
What types of FMLs? You mean...good ones?
staciieee_x3 0
lol no. I mean ones like "I saw a hot guy/chick whilst I was playing sport/driving/whatever, so trying to impress him/her, I did (something "cool" related to whatever activity) & failed because something something. They laughed as I cried (Totally made that bit up but you know what I mean lol =p) FML"
FFML_314 12
That hurt to read.
DocBastard 40
This type is still better than the "Today, something mildly bad and unamusing happened in my life and, while my life isn't completely ******, it's going to sting for the next 4 minutes" type. Is unamusing a word?
Icyyy 0
I know. Stop trying to show off, people. I know that when guys try to impress me, I get mildly annoyed. OP, YDI.
RedPillSucks 33
staciieee_x3, you can't say that you didn't get a thrill out of clicking YDI 50 times while giggling to yourself. What? was it just me? This is better than the FMLs like "I just watched both my parents get killed by robbers...". True FMLs are too depressing to read, but stuff like this one can brighten your morning. Otherwise, one might go to mylifeisg
arsenicalhumor 30
#59 I enjoy how you have a picture of Seshomaru, and your name is talking about the Matrix ^^.
FYLDeep 26
You hit your head on the backboard? Are you like 7 feet tall?
kettbrelly 0
I could almost bet he had the goal really low.
attatood 8
it was one of those portable "nurf" basketball hoops for 5 year olds that you park in your driveway... HA!
rockhound 0
my thoughts exactly, 9
rhysoid 0
lol fail... ydi.
mikejunior88 4
dont try to impress random girls who are walkin gby. 9 times out of 10, you're just gonna end up lookin stupid.
rhysoid 0
unless u r snoopy^^^^ then u can get away with anything
Jimboom 12
Today while trying to impress some girls I tried to do a backwards rimjob. It didn't go so well and I ended up hurting my head. My mom then came and kissed it better. :-P