Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess hes just not that into you.
onlychildFTW 34
Time to evaluate the relationship
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Comments (122)
rthieka 0
Hmm time to consider to look around
pvwohmy 2
Don't sweat it. My boyfriend who I've been with for 2 years does that. However, he doesn't "snore" when I tell him I love him. He does it after certain activities. Annoys the piss out of me, but I know he's only joking. It's probably a one time thing. If he does it again, I'd say something to him about it.
verkaderk 9
Took u a year and a half to figure out u love the guy?
marceljedrasik 6
Hes just one of those that follows every single part of the ' bro code ' .... Try to stay away from the phrase " i love you " as long as possible because saying i love you means you want to be serious, and thats never good .... Yah well considering you were in bed with the guy im guessing you live with him so i think its time to get serious no ?? FYL
Simoneaux17 11
At least you waited a while. My ex girlfriend said the same thing a week into the relationship. Wtf.
Sumo69 9
It's nice to see that even ugly people have courage these days
barnettmatt87 1
Maybe he has anxiety triggered narcolepsy. I have fell victim to that many a times.
dgiss4297 0
hey good job... maybe he was just really tired and he just fell asleep
kill_me_now7 2
A year and a half without i love yous... Damn
Locoluis 15
YDI for letting him in your bed before letting out your feelings for him. Too late to expect him to love you back; he already got what he wanted from you.