Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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Top comments
ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess hes just not that into you.
onlychildFTW 34
Time to evaluate the relationship
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Comments (122)
ForeverAloneGal 23
How lame. Pretending to sleep? He should've faked a seizure to get out of that. No, that's awful. He's a bad person.
CoreyC07 10
Better for him to blow it off rather than lie about loving you back
d_unsub 12
I know it might appear horrible but it was just childish. get a man and leave the kids to whoever wants them. I just don't get why took you so long to talk to him. 1 year and a half, really?? did you ever wondered why he didn't tell you either??
izzybaby2012 0
After 3 months if there is no change in the relationship move on, after 6 months if he hasnt proposed move on...some guys are scared of commitment and you deserve better!!!!
EvilLilCupcake 10
Not everyone is ready, or even old enough to go that fast! I know that if my boyfriend proposed after just6 months I would say no... Some people need more time. That doesn't mean just kick them to the side and find someone new...
richieflow 3
Leave his sorry ass
chelseaaababyyy 17
hm, you would think after a year and a half the feeling would be somewhat mutual. i would consider talking to him.
devpwnz 1
After a year and a half? ... You had it coming... The waiting is tiring.
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Was he really pretending?
moozillanaitor 9
okay.. if he's your BOYFRIEND, shouldn't he have already known you love him?
MMAlegendDAWT 0
Temple run!!!