Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
I guess hes just not that into you.
onlychildFTW 34
Time to evaluate the relationship
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Comments (122)
xrudeboyrock 29
A year and a half?! If I had been in a relationship that long without "I love you," I would seriously be re-evaluating it.
allisonc 5
Even if he did not feel the same way, he should have had enough respect for you to tell you how he feels. You should end the relationship, mostly because he is too immature to even talk to you about it, but also because it looks like he does not feel the same way.
BrysGirl27 14
What a douche:/
perdix 31
Was it a realistic snore? Because I am picturing the ridiculous Three Stooges snore -- a big obvious snort on the inhalation and "Bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee" on the exhale where they blow on the pom-pom on their sleeping hat.
Eurikki 4
Time to get ride of him honey.
cunningchick 1
That sucks but you shouldn't have to get the courage to tell him you love him it should come naturally:)
hateevryone 15
on to the next
ilovefall10 21
Wait so he is your boyfriend and NOW you just told him you loved him? Maybe he got tired of waiting?
tony50 0
Wow. There must be someone else. SbyL
kei1108 13
Thats a horrible thing to do and very disrespectful.