Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Ed Shitran
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Stay away from me
Today, my restraining order against my mother, who literally tried to murder me when I was 8 to prevent my dad from getting full custody of me, was denied. FML
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Top comments
nerdsgetmehot 23
You probably shouldn't have detailed how you stand outside her bedroom window every night and touch yourself.
Trace01m 11
You were only supposed to write one, not a hundred.
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Comments (106)
samadams42 0
haha dear megan fox send me a picture of your boobs signed creepy guy
hackman2007 0
The timing of this FML is a bit suspicious. First, why would a celebrity suddenly respond to a random letter with a restraining order? Second, yesterday it was announced that Mark Zuckerberg got a restraining order against an alleged stalker that sent him a letter. Seems a bit too coincidental to me.
TheDrop 0
i dont even know OP and i think he is a douche
underguarded 20
Can't you go to court for that? like tell them it was just for a class project and that the restraining order makes no sense?
Huggz30 0
What celebrity was it?
YadiBoo11 0
Haha ; Thats funny you scared the celebeirty.. Who was it?
sunnysurfchick 0
geeze what the hell did you write?
carameldrizzle 0
was it mark zuckerberg?
varkey 7
lol wtf? FYL, but what exactly did u write
drew0001 0
hey, I'm American!!!!!