PrestonW
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Lucky Willis
Sebring, United States
Ed Shitran
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Jinx
Dorchester, United Kingdom
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
help
Naxxar, Malta
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Anonymous
Stay away from me
Today, my restraining order against my mother, who literally tried to murder me when I was 8 to prevent my dad from getting full custody of me, was denied. FML
Markeesha
Eaton, United States
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there?
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
DJ
United States
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
K Holed
United States
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
You probably shouldn't have detailed how you stand outside her bedroom window every night and touch yourself.
Trace01m 11
You were only supposed to write one, not a hundred.
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Sixpakastan 0
It's ok. A restraining order is just another way of saying I love you too.
msimaginarium 0
Seriously what did you put in that letter.. Asking for a strand of hair and a sample of urine will normally get you a one way ticket to restraining orderville.. It's right next to hiding in the treeville.
labanana_fml 5
who was it???
Jewelofagal 2
Cute, but you just don't get a restraining order filed against you without notice and an opportunity to address the court. You first get notified of a court action pending so you have an opportunity to defend yourself against the charges of harrassment/stalking, etc. If you prevale, the complaintant doesn't get the restraining order against you. If you lose, you then are notified of the order.
Gunz24 0
nice. so you think this post was made up ?
slayer447 17
LOL, sounds like someone's had a restraining order against themself before.
EmperorPsycho 0
Haha that reminds of drake & josh when josh runs over oprah
technochik3 12
lmao ive seen that one
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Maybe you shouldn't have sent a 200 page letter about his/her hair. Then 350 pages about his/her life and how you would love to kidnap him/her and make him/her say your favorite line from a movie.
sourgirl101 29
She was the reason President Ragan was shot. And she's an actress. Taxi Driver quote. "You talking to me?"
Ranimal 12
It was to Snookie.
TaTaTanyaHo 5
Doubt it. Snookie would have tracked him down and tried to smush with him, not gotten a restraining order
xGraycloud 4
WHAT did you write?
rileysmileydog 0
You shouldn't have wrote all of those "extra credit" letter too!