Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
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Top comments
jazziness 12
that was sweet
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.
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Comments (105)
jazziness 12
that was sweet
_blah_blah_blah_ 1
i agree...
marble180 0
ikr!!!
flammenhund 4
yes.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Now he's just going to mess with you. You'll see how many random excuses there are for taking a knee around you.
hollylollyxoxo 0
she should be the one on her knees
kemolegend907 0
how about you get on your knees... to tie ur shoes! wow ppl have dirty minds 0.0 I swear, if I you troll me I'll butt f*ck you! >:]
LoveMySoldier82 0
Maybe if she got on her knees more, he would propose.
samadams42 0
haha at least he saved you from falling
KingAbe88 12
Although I may sympathize for the emotional distress that the girl experienced, this is absolutely funny!
Sirin_fml 47
Did you miss the actual FML where she didn't get proposed to, by any chance?
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww I think it's cute that tied your shoe.
sweet_candy_ 17
*he
Kelita 0
but not so cute that he didn't propose......she prob felt so played.
sweet_candy_ 17
No it's still cute.
MoreLemonPledge 0
I get people that tie my shoes all the time bc I just do not care and they do for some reason
apology89 2
WHATEVER! That is nothing to go crazy over! He was nice enough to tie your shoe
Mario_lib 6
true
Sirin_fml 47
No shit sunshine, but that's hardly comparable. If you're looking for death, destruction, maiming, and general misery, then deathdestructionmaimingandgeneralmisery.com may be a better choice of site for you.
Doortje 30
You can't shove sarcasm up their asses, they're sewed.
apology89 2
WHATEVER! That is nothing to go crazy over! He was nice enough to tie your shoe