Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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Top comments
KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0
He's probably bored since PSN is still down :P
dreamering 16
What’s up with these people that pissing and ******** all over the place? Every day there is an FML about people who don’t know what a toilet, or bathroom, or shitroom or whatever you want to call it is about. Few days ago someone even pissed on a roller coaster.
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Comments (176)
mrahhhhh 21
I'd be pissed.
Henry2 5
haha i get it
Jesus_Christ69 0
was supposed to be a pun?
15thPrestige 0
You raised a douchebag.
Kendrax0x 0
agreed!
CallMeHush 1
Guess he was right, I'm laughing!
PSQ91 6
Hard to believe he'd be so immature being 16 years old.
Zathklaz 4
i have a cousin like that and he's 18..
mrd10 0
not at all
Livinia 11
Your son is seriously an idiot. An 8 year old would know not to do that.
SteelCladAngel 0
a five year old should know not to so that lol
Mirorbo 27
Is your baby okay? I'm not sure, as I've never owned one, but I feel that urine in a humidifier would cause some health problems for someone with a still developing immunity system...
Kilroy15 0
those are some fancy words you be sayin' boy.
Mirorbo 27
Ummm.... Thank you?
slimjim8094 12
Urine is sterile, unless you have bigger problems
tstanbury 0
hilarious and genius..
CSRozell 4
lmao this is better than the fml I've never Owned one
deathtrap 0
urine is only sterile while it is in the bladder. it is no longer sterile after it's been released into a humidifier and then dispersed nip the air.......
vettle 6
ahh idiots only your own urine is sterile to yourself!!
RainbowHeadache 2
Hit him with a rolled up newspaper & rub his nose in it.
phatdaddy62 23
Time to . . . Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yeah . . .
knockoutmouse 8
I love you. Well, not really, but I do love your reference there.
perez758 2
That's ass whippin right there.
mack_the_knife 3
Sounds like your son is seriously lacking some boundaries.