Today, I finally found out where my great-grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year-old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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Top comments
floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
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Comments (146)
floatguy 2
That a boy!!!! Lol
m0tl3ycru3 0
Gotta start somewhere?
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Sexual harassment panda is not amused.
Keyman1212 14
Sexual Harassment Panda is highly aroused... Er... I mean amused. *awkward*
bitchslapped22 14
Reminds me of a perverted Harry Potter
rexgar2000 10
for a second I thought it said hamster instead of grandmaster lol
blackheart24 10
What else are antiques good for?
je_suis_fml 11
43- Nope, not grandmaster neither. You get one more shot...
RuskiManBearPig 4
Harry potter and jay z reference in one picture, nice.
FarSide 23
Class in the class!
DrDilllonReese 12
Your son has some class, I'd say you raised him well.
zombicidal 11
would OP rather her son used some shitty gas station mirror
ImFrackinBored 13
*insert pedobear joke here*
43trauts 14
Maybe he wanted to see the hole that helped create him? Just a thought.
WhoIsThe 7
Like a boss...
Manganimegrl 16
22- I get what you did there. xD
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ it's .. I SEE WHAT YOU ******* DID THERE!
monkeebalz 0
Headmaster? Does he go to hogwarts?
theonlybassist 8
that kid's a genius haha!
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Human sexuality drives us to be quite inventive sometimes.
frostyman211 2
I wish I had thought of that
asianpowaaa 0
Well at least he put the thing to good use
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Copy cat...
ShakeMeDown 12
To bad Dumbledor caught him!
FYL_You_Failure 1
Smart child lol
omgcookeys 15
Yeah, he's a Barney Stintson in training all right. :)
leprechaun23 15
Thats the best use its ever been put too
nivek2120 8
Way to start him young!
acdc923 0
Antique but still working fine...
NavySEAL13 0
Mirror mirror in my hand, looking up skirts is o so grand
tylersign 11
"Wow! I think SHE'S the fairest of them all!"
iliketurdles 7
"Or hairiest.." ew.
False_Stupidity 42
A hairy 11 year old? That would be eww indeed.
steadycreepin 5
Smart kid
Buttsexpirate 9
That kids gonna go far I tell ya, far! Eventually into their pants hopefully though.
Jimboom 12
Future award winning **** director in the making there! Be proud mama.. be proud. ;-)
TylerOMFG 7
He's obviously curious about how those things work and wanted to see for himself.