Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Top comments
Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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Comments (80)
ohboynotagain 6
damn that's sad
Billybobinski 3
Send me the picture of her cheating ass
Kdbe 5
I feel ya. The finale was not what I wanted it to be either. ****** Dexter and hurricanes.
Expand_Dong 1
Now you get to become Dexter, and end their lives now.
foxysunshine 12
Should've paid more attention to her I suppose...... YDI
shoelover23 2
Dexter is pretty fantastic, most people were upset by the finale
arre2006 19
makes it easy for you to toss her aside
steph_solaris 11
YDI for not stopping after the third season
Witchylady 18
I didn't like the way Chuck season finale ended. Same actress different show
mansfield_j 27
Just a bad day overall