Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Top comments
Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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Comments (80)
creepyclowntown 10
sorry. think dexter over though. Serial killers don't get happy endings and all his good values went away.A lot of innocent people have died because if his addiction.he really didn't deserve a happy ending
viau 13
he should have harakiri
blizzy09 10
Obviously you didn't watch the show. He was killing murderers, they were far from innocent.
FerrisCat 7
I'm up to the third episode of the final season and I already hate it. So I googled the end and walked away to rewatched Sherlock instead. Sorry your GF is a cheater and that the end to Dexter sucked.
cutierawrz 14
That ending was horrible it's ok
Rallred32 20
#23 it would be ironic, not funny
ElectricNova 11
I never watched Dexter, honestly kind of glad now that the finale is apparently terrible.
kailarahne 19
In my opinion the awesomeness of the show in its entirety was worth the horrible finale.
b_free_8 9
I'd be the same! I was depressed for about a week by how shitty the last episode was
kernelkat 16
I totally understand
Littlelee240 11
I feel yah, bro. Dexter used to be my favorite and then it just turned out blah :/
luciandev 3
I just have to say Dexter is amazing. Best show ever.
jrn 14
I feel your pain....I watched the finale live....& it still haunts me