Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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Comments (80)
Rajni_dev 12
You should start watching Game of Thrones. You won't be disappointed :)
hippo1234 19
*cough cough thebooksarebetter cough*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use Twitter? ..... He already killed all 140 characters. ;)
Marley_000 14
We don't know yet though.. It could also be ended terribly. Based on the story so far, I doubt a happy ending is in anyone's future unfortunately.
ThatLazyGuy 6
What did you see?
Setareh23 34
Well, you're better off without a cheating girlfriend anyways. She doesn't deserve your love and care anyways. A piece of advice though... next time if you want a deep and committed relationship, try to look for a girl you can care about more than a tv show.
Dcm210 19
Just tell her "My parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate"
olpally 33
Still cheating, nothing is funny about this FML. :/
Old unused 13
OP, if its any consolation, at least your Ex didn't become a lumberjack.
jonathan0930 5
And that's a bad thing? O.o
kailarahne 19
That finale really pissed me off.
Pleonasm 36
Olpally- If the punchline of this FML weren't funny in any sort of way I'm not sure it would have the same impact at all, or even be published in the first place, so I respectfully disagree.
dcam13 19
Good man. That finale makes me think they fired their writers and have secretly hated us this whole time. So bad.
kailarahne 19
They got new writers in season 5 I'm pretty sure. Which is when the show started becoming more and more suspenseful and I actually liked the new writers better than the old ones. And then the last season went to absolute shit.
dcam13 19
Oh really? Rad, I liked the later seasons more too. Until they just gave up on that last episode. Tragic.