Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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Comments (80)
Demoniq 25
I feel you OP, that finale will have long-term effects on your life forever. I completed reading the book series recently, and although it does not compensate it does end better :)
ShadowWhovian 14
Thank goodness the books end better! I was contemplating going to find them today or not.
Demoniq 25
They're way off from the series though, only the first book & first season correlate so there are many surprises :) I won't lie, the author went a bit weird in book 3 and 4 if I remember correctly but they're still worth it!
ShadowWhovian 14
I just finished it yesterday as well, and I agree. The finale was way more disappointing than my break up, which was also yesterday. I feel your pain.
lifesentence 11
sorry, I took the best picture I could
ahh_rats 15
So disappointed the show ended
LissaMccracken 23
the ending just confused me and pissed me off D:
jackielambert10 5
The finale was terrible!!! I was so upset
meli1195 31
Ew why would you say that? And just because something ia funny to you and not to everybody else doesn't mean you can call them idiots... You just have a special kind of humor
beebafeeva 1
Surprise ************....
jellybearmonster 9
I was disappointed too
bishh_i_juss 7
I just finished watching it too, and I absolutely hated it. I nearly cried. But sorry about the girlfriend. On the bright side, at least you like an amazing tv show!