Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
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Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been cheating on me for the past six months. I have a final tomorrow and have been busy crying, so guess I'll just have to fail. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Fatwahhh 10
At least you have your priorities straight..
Pleonasm 36
If you REALLY want to get over her, watch the Heroes finale and Lost finale; you won't have time to think about her after that.
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UsagiArwen 23
I hated the finale, but not just because of what happened to the characters. One of the things that irked me the most about it is the holes that they left in the plot. Note: there are some details some may consider as spoilers. 1) I get that everyone was busy evacuating the hospital. But how did he slip out to the boat without even ONE person seeing that he was sneaking her out there. That's just not realistic. 2) The water was WAY too calm for being that close to a hurricane. They weren't in the eye of the storm. The waves should have been enough to capsize a small boat like his before he even had the chance to dump her. And there are more examples of writers not really paying attention. It just felt like they wanted it to end and they didn't give a crap how it happened, so they half-assed it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Irony is what you don't expect to happen. It wouldn't be expected that the guy she cheated on him with was also named Dexter. So yes, it would be ironic.
Silhouettes1984 7
that just added insult to injury. ...sorry op...I balled like an idiot when he threw deb in the water
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Here's the definition of irony (straight from Merriam-Webster, I might add): "A situation that is strange or funny because things happen in a way that seems to be the opposite of what you expected." By the way Noor, I never said it wouldn't be "funny" if the other guy's name was Dexter; I just said that it WOULD be ironic, which you vehemently denied to the point of calling everyone who disagreed with you names.
ThunderTheRad 14
At first I thought you were talking about Dexter's Labratory. I didn't think there was a season finale in that show....
savvybanana101 6
What were they even thinking when they did that in Dexter? Like seriously!! And sorry about your gf
revelation11B 10
Noor, who pissed in your Cheerios?
denyy101 7
When I finished watching dexter I missed school for a week cause I wasn't able to function. It's a good show it had that effect on everyone. But on terms of your girlfriend just start watching bates motel or supernatural.
cheesebond 29
That happened to my friend Tavo and I wanna say he got into dexter too unless it was archer
RockNRollAndrew 18
They still play Dexter's Lab on TV ? Ah memories.