Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Horny old man...
borntoperform 14
Bow chicka wow wow
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Comments (184)
likasumboooodi 0
lol creepy! be careful he could be a rapist except you would probably kick his old ass if he attacked you
Just2BMe 5
That's creepy as hell! Fire the old geezer! And Inform his employer about the harassment incidents. Maybe they can compensate for all the emotional stress that the old fart caused you. Just a thought.
amuck 0
if he is setting the prices he is probably his own boss... not everyone is employed by somebody
amuck 0
just a thought
Just2BMe 5
Either way, OP can report the creeper to the authorities. That was my main point.
koe4 0
oh well im sure she can still press charges of some kind.
cmac86 24
You can probably file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau. I'm not 100% up to date with the law, but I'd definitely ask the BBB about that. Oh, and get a new mechanic.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
That is, IF the guy has a fully licensed and accredited business. There are a TON of shade tree mechanics who are well qualified that operate out of their own shop.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Let him oil you up and use his tool on you.
Majstr 23
Politely doasn't pay off.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I'd definitely report him for that... FYL.
SwaggerJuice 0
He's old enough to be your Grandpa -____-
haiu2323 10
pedophile!
a_nutritionist 10
naw look at you go...now you just need to learn the definitions of the words you use and youll be set for life.
haiu2323 10
given the age difference and she just turned 18...I don't see why I can't call him that...stop trolling around...other seem to be on the same page just not name calling like I do...
TigranPet 24
He's not a pedophile if she's 18 or older
RayanneY 0
Aww poor grandpa. he has more wrinkles now though! pedophilic cow.
Enigmax2514 7
Can you say one sided pervertic mercenary pedophile?