Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, after 6 years of marriage, my wife called me toxic and abusive. All because I asked her if she's going to find a job, as it's getting harder for me to take care of everything, and we need more money at the moment. She's been unemployed for almost two years already. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
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Kypopz 9
It'll come back to them.
Eyeliner_fml 0
Are they awear of this?
Jvr91 8
What kind of doctor hmmmm
zachherbert 10
By jobless, are you implying she's working the corner, making the big bucks
SesameSpeed 7
Yeah dude. Cheating isn't right, dump that bitch!
n_epic_fail 14
that FML about family sending their son's ex wife Christmas gifts.... that'll soon aply to u. smh
wsquah 4
They are right cause the bitch will take you to the bank in the divorce
Bekeliyr 10
Wow if she cheated on somebody like you who hold a profession something as a doctor, then you must not satisfy her.
maskedman 9
I thought that too at first, wsquah, but if he can prove she was cheating then she will get absolutely nothing from him.
Marktheshark 0
I don't see the problem? Dump the ***** an then when you're doing perfectly fine financially tell them to shut it
Pixxio_O 11
Does that mean your going to become a crack ***** :O
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Is there any reason they think that? Like do you gamble a lot or something?
lionandthelamb61 9
Jvr91, the OP is really a dentist, he told me last night while he was roofied. OP, your soon-to-be ex-wife may be a domineering, double-crossing, manipulative, Melissa-esque, sluty ****-****, but I'm sure you'll soon meet a hot escort/stripper with a kick ass, illegitimate son. Albeit non-traditional, there will definately be love, marriage, and a baby carri...er...bjorn, just not in that order. (P.S. Doug's on the roof)
prince122 0
hey maybe his ex is the Satan by day, crack ***** at night chick.
seanders 10
This must be DocBastard in disguise.
Vasin_fml 15
Aww after reading the first sentence, I was hoping the rest would rhyme :(
zendaddy0 0
99 problems and a bitch ain't one but your parents might be 2 of them for now -___-
andy_l 14
It's always the guys that get the blame ...
gogreen8856 0
you deserve better
sparklecherry 4
Could you be any more stupid?
hannahtaskey 9
Some family you've got there. Sorry OP. :(
MrTittySprinkles 7
But you have to addmit they have a point.
DjeePee 25
No, they don't. They just like his wife, I guess.
Miss_Michaela 10
All I can say is good for him! He should tell his family that he may struggle for a while, but he will survive without the gold digging, cheating hag.
otb113 7
yeah, and his wife sounds like a real bitch.
DrJesse 10
They kinda do,because unless there was a pre-nup she gets half his stuff and she could get rehabilitive alimony until she can support herself...trust me,i'm a doctor.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
What I don't understand is why you waited 2 years to divorce her ass. She was unemployed AND cheating on you. You're wife was a dumb bitch.
sarah_loves_yuh 0
Balls to them! Do what you want to do, and live happy.
bluetiger105 0
No sir, balls to you. As to take your balls back, and do whatever you want regardless of your family's opinion.
flockz 20
balls here balls there balls everywhere! too many damn balls. im going ballistic!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I am adding a certain pair of spherical objects (often a child's toy), with the exception mine have some hair on it, to this thread.
Hi_I_am_Q 0
"OHHH!!!! BALLS TO ME!!!!!" - =3
EveryonesMonday 0
So much rwj! :)
3Chris28 0
Nohoho, balls to YOU, good sir!
MrSexyPants 14
Your family sucks as much as your wife does. I hope you signed a prenup.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Depends on what you mean by the wife 'sucks'..
MrSexyPants 14
You know what I mean...
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Oh so you mean ******* then.
rlfender 3
well apparently ur family doesn't know this
tylersign 11
Yeah, apparently. It's just OP's family after all. >.>
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Or they do and they're just all bitches.
pieter82 17
Good luck.. Some people are just too dumb for this world...
ColoradoS 2
Don't put up with the crap.
itsgen 16
I'm srry to say this but ur family are some stupid people! I'd tell you to leave the *****
FMLaddict20 5
Can i have some of what your parents are on? Obviously its pretty strong stuff
choirnerd9 0
I'm sorry about your wife, but at least now you are rid of her :) And your family will realize that you can care for yourself eventually.