Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
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sirrubberduckie 37
Yeah, he's 52 and he chose to come hook up with you at your mom's place instead of his own place or a hotel because... there aren't many good reasons, honestly.
Hangryko 32
Is he Leonardo DiCaprio?
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Comments (7)
sirrubberduckie 37
Yeah, he's 52 and he chose to come hook up with you at your mom's place instead of his own place or a hotel because... there aren't many good reasons, honestly.
Hangryko 32
Is he Leonardo DiCaprio?
JackWood 21
Cradle Robber
Charlie Given 28
or is she the grave robber 🤣
JackWood 21
ha ha ha
Charlie Given 28
Maybe think with your head on top of your shoulders, this guy is most likely married and you're nothing more than the side piece.
idragosani 17
Was it Leonardo DiCaprio:?
RichardPencil 32
Wring out all you can out of the sugar daddies while you have your youth.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter. I mean... your mom.