ClearOne
United States
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
Rock Bottom Riser
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Broke
Your own personal ATM
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Top comments
BigBoiToys 0
Ditch the bitch. That simple
manicethemage 9
Gold Digger Much?
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Comments (180)
Faz7875 2
That's a lot of women these days I'm afraid. :-(
Dilwann 27
So it seems. I don't get it. I've known the value of money for most of my life. Even if I get money from my parents for food, I try to spend as little as possible. I let my boyfriend pay for food once in a while, but I try to make sure that I pay about the same in others things as well. If I know he's been paying a lot more than me, I'd feel bad and make sure I make up for it somehow.
redmoon123 0
Tell her to rot in hell
Elendil_fml 10
An ATM that gets ********. It's win all around!
dominoL 7
.... LEAVE HER THEN! Duh!
CryosFear 14
Dump her sorry ass
tuxedoandex 28
Blackmail her. Tell her that if she doesn't pay you back within a week, you'll make it clearly known that she is a gold digger and nobody should date her.
fantasyworld 39
Dump the gold digger.