Today, I had my noise-canceling headphones on and a girl sitting next to me raised her glass at me. I thought she meant "cheers". So I did a "cheers" with her. When I drank my juice, it was only then did I realize that she was trying to tell me the flight attendant had mixed up our drinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
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Veritas143 0
...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
electricthunder 0
big deal
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electricthunder 0
big deal
zook182 0
im a big deal
alexandraa_fml 0
I'm an even bigger deal.
Veritas143 0
I'm the biggest deal! ... not really..i just crave attention.
xCrackerx 3
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
blazingman311 1
Well I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
seanreddog 4
I thought u were gonna end up drinking piss or something. So much for the suspense. OMG I DRANK A DRANK DAT WUDDNT MINE IMMA DIE.
WeanedOnMethane 0
dude, wtfaaack being a dumbass is not a mental illness. so no reason to "FYL" son. mehbeeh, you shud try something along the lines of listening? hahh yea.
jandrews10 0
Oh my god...like I totally just drank something I didn't order...FML!!! Yes...FYL for being a cry baby bitch.
brandon425 1
maybe it was alcohol and they are a recovering alcoholic... you never know what they didn't include because of the word cap...
brandon425 1
maybe it was alcohol and they are a recovering alcoholic... you never know what they didn't include because of the word cap...
repyourcliche 0
sorry i didn't quite get that, could you post that comment for a 4th time?
greenltrn2003 0
can we get back to the big deal comments?
sokroker13_fml 0
i really dont c how that is even worthy of being an FML...actually that is one of the dumbest ones yet.
pinkdancer 0
Dahahahahahahaha I love Will Ferrill
Serlenia 3
Okay people, calm down. Just because it wasn't completely 'omg I'm gonna die of embaressment it was that bad' kind of thing didn't mean that'd suck. I'd be kind of flustered that I didn't get that the girl was trying to tell me I had her drink and of course it would be easily explainable and something they might be able ot laugh at but it depends on how the girl took it... some people get pissed off at stuff like that. Plus depending on how it goes it could be an awkward ride after that. The whole point of this website is to let off steam of really bad moments that happen. Also I know I probably spelled embaressment wrong but I really don't care at the moment seeing as how it's almost 5 in the morning (just saying it so I don't get a smart ass reply of ' look who's talking you don't even know how to spell.. and blah blah blah.)
rebelution 0
in high school I was kind of a big deal
nasat 0
no your just a big *****
skateking133 0
Anchorman for the win!
Mr_26 0
good god whatever will you do?!
TooMany 0
skullcandy = noise cancelling headphones :)
hunter989 0
haha awkward
Kadhem 0
hhhh nice
alphamalecells 0
you suck this is dumb.
ipwnallmen 10
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD did she do this to you next ……………./´¯/) ……………/…./ …………../…./ ……../´¯/’..’/´¯¯`•¸ …../’/../…./……./¨¯ …(’(…………. ¯~/’..’) ….…………….’…../ …..’'……………_.•´ …….…………..(……..………….. lololol j/k, but im sure its something youll laugh about when the plane lands. nice funny memory. just enjoy your drink, and if you dont like it for whatever reason, its fine. get water.
MissOriginal 0
And this is an FML........?
CallMeHush 1
I wish that I had your problem, trade?
White667 0
If she's pissed off, buy her another drink, also you get the chance to actually talk to her now.
Veritas143 0
...and then the woman ran to the cockpit to complain to the pilot, but the pilot wouldn't listen. He told her to sit down, but he didn't understand! She grew angry and started yelling at the pilot! He still did not heed her cries! So she became violent causing the pilot to lose control. The plane spiraled out of control, crashing only minutes later. No one survived. He was writing the FML while on the plane..thats why he didn't have time to finish it..
humorizer 14
Veritas means truth. And this is the internet. So what this guy said must be the truth.
pegasus77 0
Latin FTW
sokroker13_fml 0
haha nice one...#13
greentiger 5
#13 hahaah genious