Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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DrDilllonReese 12
I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...
123amanda123 14
that is a visual I could have lived without ...
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Comments (268)
medichick 5
I'm sorry but this is just gross. Go to the gym, you'll be healthier all around
goodgood_fml 5
Healthy or fat, we all will die. Might as well enjoy that apple pie. True love sees the person's heart. Not how they're eating that yummy Pop Tart. Don't obsess over weight, money or health because it wont matter once you meet death. Doesn't matter if you marry or if you're all alone, This Earth is just a temporary home. So laugh, love, have sex, have fun because you'll never know when your time here is done.
missrobynxx 3
This is awesome
randi8907 3
..... exercising and all that really only does so much when ur that size. I'm overweight but I've been with some of the hottest guys my skinny friends had ever seen, mostly bc the guys are afraid they'd break a small girl... no body believes my weight and I dnt look like I weigh, but I have been doing zumba for a couple hours a day and eating right and left 10 lbs in less than 2 weeks. I also jog/ walk my dog at night... it's possible but it's haaaarddddd, especially to get started when ur that big, it hurts alot more...
drkate25 30
This reminds me of that early Family Guy episode when Peter got free maid service for a week and she cleaned out his bellybutton.
Faff 20
shouldn't you have figured out how serious your weight problem is long before this happened?
jonsey974 3
That's just disgusting. There aren't even any other words for it. Just ******* disgusting...
funky2525 14
Well I guess ur on the right track.... sex burns 200 cals
mosquito19 14
you just figured out, really?
missprincess05 0
It's ok if u hav weight problems. Just try some diets. Or excersise. I'm sure ur boyfriend loves u for who u are not what u look like. If he doesn't screw him
happylawyer 16
Being overweight is not healthy. Lose some weight for own sake. Never do it for a man. A man that loves you, will love you no matter what. (But will appreciate the effort.) If he enjoys being intimate with you, go with it. Men find sexy a woman that is comfortable in her own skin. Some men, more than you will imagine, love big heavy girls. Please him as much as you can and let him feel how much you enjoy him. That's one of the things that make men come back for more, that and good oral sex.