Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, it's our ten-year anniversary, and I thought finally we would break our 10-month dry spell with some action. My husband had dozed off and was snoring even before I could reach the bed after finishing my chores. So much for happily ever after… FML
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
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Talis99 26
Might want to rephrase that, 3. Since neither partner is obligated to "service" the other.
9a_z1 11
<p>If either of you only try to initiate sex when you've gone to bed for the night and are already tired, maybe a long weekend or holiday together would help with more opportunities to snuggle up. And if it doesn't help maybe it would be a good time to discuss your problems without her using tiredness as an excuse, maybe there's something stressing her out and she needs time to talk it through with you.</p>
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GlennGuagmire 20
Well, be active and show her ur skills.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe if you tried more frequently than monthly, you'd get it right.
niallo 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Mean no offense, but this is a marriage in trouble. I don't know how old you are, but men, to be blunt, need to be serviced. She got what she needed and ignored his needs. She didn't care. She better start caring or she will be alone.
Talis99 26
Might want to rephrase that, 3. Since neither partner is obligated to "service" the other.
niallo 23
You are right, the way I phrased my comment might not be the best, but it was the most powerful way I could think of. While his wife might not be obligated to "service him", he does have needs. Male or female, if they are unsatisfied, they often go elsewhere. Hence my comment "the marriage is in trouble ".
Catdragon 40
<p>you know how many men have fallen asleep on me before I was satisfied? women need to be satisfied too </p>
LyricaSilvan 30
How's that double-standard working out for you? You do realize how often women face the same issue, right? It's not fair for either partner to be left out, and often women get the short end of that particular stick. So it's not as though OP is in a one-sided situation. And as another commenter has stated, nobody has to service anybody else. Strong relationships often involve that, yes, but it's not a requirement, nor should it be treated like one. In short, please take your narrow-minded bs
acuddlefish 2
Men don't 'need' to be serviced; sex is a want, not a necessity, and nobody, married or not, is obligated to service you. It doesn't mean they don't care; just that they aren't interested. No reason why a man can't service himself.
acuddlefish 2
Men don't 'need' to be serviced; sex is a want, not a necessity, and nobody, married or not, is obligated to service you. It doesn't mean they don't care; just that they aren't interested. No reason why a man can't service himself.
9a_z1 11
<p>If either of you only try to initiate sex when you've gone to bed for the night and are already tired, maybe a long weekend or holiday together would help with more opportunities to snuggle up. And if it doesn't help maybe it would be a good time to discuss your problems without her using tiredness as an excuse, maybe there's something stressing her out and she needs time to talk it through with you.</p>
Colon_Man 17
<p>There's always Dr Ruth.</p> <p> </p> <p>I'm not sure how it works, exactly, but I think you're supposed to close your eyes and think about Dr Ruth until you're horny...</p>
Maximusmime 20
This is the reason people cheat on each other sadly.
onceuponatime456 16
<p>Tell her to spread 'em or you'll find someone that will!</p>
species4872 20
<p> At least she didn't use a funny voice.</p>
biopilot17 9
Well you should talk to her because that's unfair of her to do
Regulate 21
<p>A lot of terrible advice in this thread. It's a real shame when realtionships get to that point. I hope things get better for you both. As it stands, though, FYL :(</p>