Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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DrDilllonReese 12
I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...
123amanda123 14
that is a visual I could have lived without ...
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Comments (268)
delicious69 5
Ummm… that visual of someone lifting a fat roll to enter you will be forever burned into my mind…Gross
bookworm713 14
I can understand your situation. I am overweight due to a medical issue and it makes it impossible for me to lose weight. Just try to be healthy and love yourself their who you are. I'm sure you are a beautiful person.
pengin 13
You're sure that they are a beautiful person--- when all you know is that they are overweight? *fail* IDK how you think you can assert that unless you're just trying to make yourself and OP feel better about being overweight. While OP may be a nice person, overweight people can still be total assholes just like anyone else. Also-- btw-- using medical reasons for inability to lose weight is bs. How about trying to eat less or just walk?? If you've tried anything/ consulted your dr etc-- there IS something you can do.
missydee21 3
Ew. Try working out and eating better.
Majohnston93 1
That's gross.
spottyblanket 8
why did you feel the need to share this op, have some class! Yuck!
brandonjd25 3
Eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Fatty mcfay. Just consider yourself lucky he's still willing to enter you. Not I.....
MuseFan1991 14
for all those people saying they can't exercise due to a medical condition, you don't need to pump iron at the gym to lose weight. little things like taking the stairs or going to a bus stop further away can make all the difference. also, reducing your calorie intake is obviously necessary. i'm on 1200 calories a day and have started power walking for 20 minutes a day, as i can't run because i get horrible shin splints. i've only been doing it for a week and already i feel better for it. i'm aiming to lose 2 stone (35lb) in 2 years. if i can do it anyone can!
pengin 13
Agreed-- it's just an excuse.
pengin 13
Agreed, it is just an excuse people use to find something to blame their weight on. Good luck and good job being responsible for yourself and trying to get in shape! :) also-- sorry for double posting, my original comment didn't show up! :O
183933 6
Poor guy
goose12321 11
Yuck
RammerJammer93 0
You have a bf?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes, she does, because not everyone's a shallow asshole like you. Amazing concept.