Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hot bod limit
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Roll with it
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Practical
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
I'm getting there!
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Body positivity
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Thanks, honey.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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DrDilllonReese 12
I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...
123amanda123 14
that is a visual I could have lived without ...
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ShadowedHuman 5
Today, I had to lift my girlfriends fat roll before I could enter her. FML
jelly713 19
My boyfriend wouldn't tolerate that. You must be really lucky you have someone that still sleeps with you without putting you down about it. The least you can do is watch what you eat. Eat small meals every few hours & stop eating by 6. Go on one hour walks everyday until you can do more rigorous exercise. Avoid fast food chains & sweets. No greasy sugary food for you! Drink tons of fluid when you're hungry after 6, also sleep well every night to improve your metabolism. You'll lose fat gradually. Guaranteed. You'll see your body's form improve greatly in a month because you're losing fat evenly everywhere. Everyone around me has done this so it really does work. I lost 5 pounds in a month of doing this. Hope this helps & isn't overly demanding.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm not sure if there's really some truth to the whole "not eating anything after 6pm" rule. If you eat something small and healthy, like... an apple, what's the harm? Just redistribute what you eat through the rest of the day so you're not consuming excess calories. Weight loss occurs when you burn more than you take in.
penguinazul 13
Just adding on to what 212 said: While every weight loss plan might not work for everyone, the bottom line is calories in vs. calories out, i.e. eat less, move more. When you consume/use your calories does not matter as long as you create a deficit each week. Also, WHAT you consume doesn't really matter either -- you could eat nothing but Twinkies and still lose weight. (Google it; someone actually did this.) The reason people say to eat healthier foods when losing weight is because when you lower the amount of food you eat, you are also lowering the amount of nutrition you get, so yeah, generally, it's smarter to eat low cal, nutrition-packed foods so you don't feel like shit all the time while you lose weight. However, healthy food is not necessary for weight loss to occur. If you maintain on 2000 calories worth of food from McD's every day, then you'll still lose weight on 1500 calories worth of McD's. You'd also lose on 1500 calories worth of lean meats, non/low fat dairy, whole grains, fruits, and veggies. That being said, like I said before, not every plan works for everyone. While I lose weight simply by calorie counting (i.e. eating whatever I want within a certain calorie limit), you might would need to count your carbs in addition to calories, and #212 might would do better on a points exchange system. Preaching at someone on how they should go about weight loss is silly because while yes, all of those "rules" are generally good rules for weight loss, but they might not work for everyone. This quote best describes the best formula for successful weight loss: "The “perfect” diet is the foods you’ll eat and the “perfect” workout is the one you’ll do."
rubyliu8420 7
Can u say FUPA? Gross.
wanted4myeyez 7
The problem should be that u didn't notice u were that over weight. And should lucky he was still trying to get it in...
Jennielee 6
It's the fact that it's her boyfriend not that he had sex with her. If he wasn't still attracted to her I'd imagine he would break up with her.
Michele2luv 8
And she has a boyfriend and I don't . . FML =
Lisa1993_fml 1
Lose weight!!
kimrob1020 2
lol if your that big and he had to lift one of your fat rolls i am shocked that he didnt have to roll you in flower just to find the wet spot!!! FYL!!!
pengin 13
Ewww seriously. Atleast your boyfriend seems to not mind enough and isn't very superficial. You're pretty lucky. Lose weight for yourself and your boyfriend. There is a ton you can do to lose weight and it shouldn't be "FYL" because you could've prevented this. Hopefully it's a wake-up call to live more healthily?
lvaldezr 4
Wow! That's all I could say. That's gross!!!