Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, after 3 months of my boyfriend complaining his weight is making him not want sex, I suggested we go for a walk to help us both start to lose weight. He looked at me and said, "You're too fat to go walking." I'm beginning to think my weight is the problem here, not his. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
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Top comments
DrDilllonReese 12
I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...
123amanda123 14
that is a visual I could have lived without ...
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Comments (268)
TheJashinist 8
Now I can only think of the Belfast version of "Big Girl"...
vbmg152 19
Okay?! I'm way over weight & I don't have that problem! I'm disabled & unable to exercise much, what's your excuse? Get out there & lose some weight before you die!
kiwicourtenay 2
You also don't have an excuse to be overweight. If you're not going to exercise then you don't need to eat very much.
chtychtybngbng 11
How do you know that the OPTION is not disabled physically in some way as well? She did not describe any of the circumstances for her weight problem. So who are you to assume anything? You shouldn't be judging anyone's weight situation; Especially if you yourself are "way overweight".
chtychtybngbng 11
Damn you auto correct! *OP not option.
bluetech 12
walking 30 mins a day and eating low fat, low carb, will start coming off
Kristoffer 35
Doesn't matter, had sex.
bananagrams 9
Shut the **** up
klovemachine 24
No :P
onorexveritas 24
I second 2, 3, & 4 seriously people... this is just... disturbing
youdeserveitx100 0
can't find the hole, do a roll
jayhawkchik 4
Wait, you just NOW noticed? Fat rolls like that just don't "sneak" up on you.oh wait.. Was it a ninja fat roll? Cuz those are sneaky bastards.
jjmiller1001 17
ewww.... thats about it!
marramrammar 2
Real feedback- he was not complaining. However, now you see that you need to improve your health so heed the wake up call and do so!
hol18 5
You must be stupid if you didn't realise you have fat rolls until this situation... Or perhaps you were in intense denial. On the plus side; you must be doing something right it you have a boyfriend.