Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
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Top comments
Wizardroxx 3
Did you accept?
starile 20
Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..
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Comments (156)
skylardropkick 0
haha loset
Flamehog9 0
hahaha fail.
skylardropkick 0
haha loser
stfuscrub420 0
youre* and your* you people need to learn grammer geez
5t3ff1k4h 47
62, you're an idiot, because the guy you responded to used 'your' and 'you're' in the correct way, unlike your response. See what I did there? Oh, and I feel it's appropriate to mention that the word is 'grammar'...
zenti 2
I don't understand why that would be professional. Am I missing something here? Are you trying to get a job through your Facebook page or something? That doesn't really happen, and if it does, then it's very rare. If you want to appear to be more professional online, make your own website. Potential employers are impressed by that, as long as you don't have a bunch of junk on it.
Draminicaus 0
Some bigger companies will do an occasional Facebook search before they hire you.
zanguard 0
His name is clearly superior to yours, stop whining.
HazyVortex 0
imagine being named 'Dick Pound' O.o lol
YoutubeXidol 0
facebook pisses me off sometimes
so98029 2
there are 5 'Galactic Toast's on Facebook.
tucansam555 3
fml???