Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML
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immaloser95 28
I'm picturing that Spongebob character that screams "MY EYES!"
bearstyle22 11
you stared right into her soul!
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marcmaralou 15
wouldn't you want them to wear one?... or am I reading this wrong?
ohjoy15 33
I thought that too. I guess you're supposed to wear one, but only under yoga pants that actually fit you properly. Not a couple of sizes small.
doodlecloud 27
You're reading it wrong. The thong was mentioned because it's also bad, i.e. full pants would've been better for OP's eyes. So it's worse than simply wearing too small yoga pants. Though really, the problem is wearing yoga pants in the first place. They are NOT the same as jeans/trousers!
Mauskau 36
I'm guessing yoga pants are the same as leggings, which are worn under long tops/some dresses or can be worn for exercise. Some people do wear them as trousers though, and they're always the cheap ones that are see-through.
mfmylifesrsly 30
ummm the yoga pants I wear aren't see through.
ohSNAPyall 27
Well that's why 31 said that the "cheap" ones are see-through. Not all of them. But I suppose any of them could eventually get threadbare.
lil_ham1644 29
Yoga pants are usually a little less see through than leggings, but not much. I wear them sometimes, but only with a long shirt or if my jeans are in the wash
cadillacgal79 32
My yoga pants aren't see-through, I believe there is a difference in material between yoga pants and leggings. Leggings are thinner compared to yoga pants, which are normally thicker. From the material I have, yoga pants feel like sweatpants material wise, I've never had a problem with my ass showing when I bend over, whether yours are thinner for some reason and look like leggings, than they probably are leggings and you don't realize it.
cherryllollo 7
the way im reading it, everything was so tight, that the thong and pants had sort of.. sucked into her butthole.
bearstyle22 11
you stared right into her soul!
riffehunter 16
and I thought thay all the times I have accidentally make eye contact with my dogs butt were bad.
neverfind 20
She must be a really ass then
Dreamsorrow93 24
Err I would rather never see my coworker in yoga pants. I think sight alone would forever blind me.
immaloser95 28
I'm picturing that Spongebob character that screams "MY EYES!"
SkullsRules1 26
What is your job exactly???
starile 20
Yoga instructor. Figures.
MrsDruidess 23
too tight or not, you really shouldnt look THAT closely at anyones ass that you work with. And shouldnt the thong have covered that up?
jenninator93 18
A g-string, aka butt floss, wouldn't completely cover it, no. Especially if she were bent over, things spread apart ya know?
Brandi_Faith 34
I think the point of the FML was that op didn't have a choice of whether to see it or not. I imagine the coworker bent over, ripping a massive hole in her pants, and the thong moved so op was able to see way too much. Op probably didn't even have time to look away. Poor thing.
whyisitincapital 25
Now every time you look your co-worker in the eyes, you will see two anuses.
sexpectations 15
yup, this one qualifies for a dosage of brain bleach
ToxicTyrael 26
or the coworker for an anal bleach.
starile 20
Or the OP for coworker bleach.
dawood_k 27
I need to see this before I can judge the persons actions
thesmeagol 22
Being in sweden, my thoughts are going to the blonde bikini models. Although i feel this coworker isnt of that type.
LuckBeNimble 19
22: plot twist--the coworker is male.
kerstileann 26
I don't think anyone should wear yoga pants at all if they're not doing yoga. Especially ones a few sizes too small.
TomeDr 25
In the privacy of your own home, it's okay. They're comfortable as heck. But as a three-kids, pushing-50 mom, I'd be embarrassed to wear them outside. I was even a little unnerved to wear them to yoga class!
Brandi_Faith 34
Depending on the type of yoga pant, many of them are just black cotton pants, similar to a type of tighter fitting sweatpants. In which case it's fine to wear out, but not work. Not everyone that wears yoga pants is buying the ones that are that funny water proof material and wearing it so it clings to you like it's been painted on.
kerstileann 26
i meant that nobody should wear them in public. i dont mind if theyre worn while working out or at home, but at work and in public its disgusting. every single time ive seen someone in yoga pants they have a wedgie and a camel toe and they know it. its gross to see that.
cantik20 5
As a yogi myself, why judge us for wearing a comfortable yoga clothes. I run errands before or after my class. The problem is people wearing them, or any other type of clothing, two three times smaller than their size. If you have a muffin top above your hips, or a camel toe that trying to kicking out your pants, that's not the right size.