Today, I stopped by McDonald's with my brother. I asked him what he wanted and I repeated his order. The lady said, "We don't have that here." I stupidly answered, "That's weird. We have it where I come from," and she replied, "Where did you come from honey, 1995?" FML
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Today, I don’t normally keep track of the latest fast food menu items (or prices) so when I pulled into the drive-thru line at McDonald's and after I started scanning the menu, the worker asked for my order. I asked, “Where’s the dollar menu or whatever?” They replied, "Probably in the 1990s.” FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, I went through a fast-food drive-thru and gave my order in a perfect British accent for fun. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my food and said, "I love your accent!" Caught off guard, I replied, "Oh, thanks a lot!" in my normal New Jersey accent. The confusion on her face was priceless. FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I tried to impress my crush by ordering food in his "native tongue." He looked at me weirdly and said, "I'm from Ohio.” FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
Today, a person came into McDonald's, where I work. They ordered a Happy Meal. As they were an adult, I assumed the meal was for their child, who wasn't with them. When I asked if the toy was for a boy or a girl, they said the toy was for them. I still had to ask if it was for a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Was it a McRib? They screw with our heads by offering it for "a limited time." We go crazy because of the scarcity and don't care that it's just random pig parts pressed into a rib shape.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"It's not my fault! It took 25 years for some ****** to roll an 8!"
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RichardPencil 32
Was it a McRib? They screw with our heads by offering it for "a limited time." We go crazy because of the scarcity and don't care that it's just random pig parts pressed into a rib shape.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"It's not my fault! It took 25 years for some ****** to roll an 8!"
RichardPencil 32
Or to be able to get 88 jigga-watts to the flux capacitor.
spinspinsugar 12
it wasn't a McDLT was it?
RichardPencil 32
Remember that!?!? One hot bun and one cold bun was kind of disconcerting.
voodoo66 5
what was the order?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Well leave a comment explaining wtf he wanted that she’s say THAT to?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did neither one of you look at the big menu they always have at drive-throughs?
elchampo 6
FYI, the order was “Big Tasty”
elchampo 6
FYI, the order was “Big Tasty”