Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
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Comments (67)
drewflav 17
I've heard plenty of women say that all men are horny pigs. I think this proves that statement isn't true.
Crystal55621 19
Must've been one damn good movie.
ruxtain 15
I wonder the movie's name now.
Pstraka6 20
Make sure next time he rubs you up, you spit that back out to him. I can't say I know a single guy that would say that
Hentai_fml 6
You do realize not every guy is in the mood every second right?
Devilpuppy0861 7
That's really not that weird, sometimes after a really long day at work or a field op sex will be the farthest thing from my mind. Especially if I'm watching a movie. Come this Sunday I swear to god if my gf interrupts my Game of Thrones time I'm slapping that hand away like its a mosquito.
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
:O Season 3 looks like it's gonna be AMAZING!
Walters1396 3
That's interesting. When my fiancé comes home from a field opp all he wants is sex and to cuddle with me. Must be a different MOS thing, huh?
wannabesinger 16
If he's a big movie-goer like I am, then sometimes we just want to WATCH the movie without people attempting to take our clothes off.
kawaiisakura 12
My ex would try this all the time. It's one thing if he picked a crappy movie, but during movies like pirates of the Caribbean, I wanted to watch the damn thing. I don't get why people can't accept that some of us like the movie...the other stuff can wait.
cieloalicia 16
Even if he wasn't in the mood, that's still pretty rude of him to put it that way..
love_me_electric 20
It's also pretty rude to start feeling someone up while they're watching a movie. If a guy started grabbing his girlfriends boobs while she was watching tv and she got pissed I doubt anyone would think she was being rude.
supertaranta88 4
Of course he has every right to get annoyed, but the way he phrased it was extremely rude. Maybe if people were kinder in how they talked to their romantic partners, relationships would last longer.
LarryLaDouche 13
Whoa are you telling me a guy wasn't into sex while watching a movie? Are you kidding me? What is this *mind blown* Jesus cow-slapping Christ, if you wanna have sex don't put a movie in front of your man.
LaLince 40
YDI for starting the movie when you wanted to have fun.
NewYorkMexPR 14
Maybe hes gay ?
perdix 31
Was the movie "He's Just Not That Into You?"
AKGirlinSD 20
Awe, is that your favorite movie, Perdix? ;-)