Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
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Comments (67)
MakinMills 12
Da hell is wrong with em? Lol
farhad_71414 2
Are u sure his not gay ?
NeinKittenz 20
Aren't all guys sex craz- *gets shot*
NeinKittenz 20
That was a horrible comment, you should be ashamed.
NeinKittenz 20
Woah, you just crammed more stupid in that then a stupid can cram into a stupid.
Obey_StudBoii 23
The hell is wrong with your boyfriend?
Sir_Swaggington 6
He's gay.
NeinKittenz 20
"And if you look to your left, you see an arrogant asshole!"
FaygoAndMiracles 18
If you were being sarcastic, you might have wanted to make it a bit more obvious, since people can't read your tone, and certain types of sarcasm don't come out well. If you weren't sarcastic, just because a guy was enjoying a movie and didn't want to be interrupted doesn't mean he's gay.
ChancellorJ 7
I'd say YDI for interrupting the movie for that instead of making your intentions known from the get go. Maybe it was a good movie. But that's no reason for him to be a dick.
xs4u 13
read the folllowing: G A Y.
sugarbear0727 19
Bahahaha, **** blocked. Maybe be more straight forward next time.
Phustercluck 11
People that end questions with "yeah." So fuggin annoying.