Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
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Comments (67)
fuggotmuggot 14
Usually that's a sign he's cheating.
flame5768 14
this is how all girls can when you're not in the mood.
siqdawg 9
Seriously tho. How annoying is it when you're really into a tv show and someone starts trying to even talk to you? Ugh.
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
I read your boyfriend's response in an Australian accent and it was awesome
duke21777 7
I definitely wouldnt have said it like that. But i have a girl that does this all the frickin time and it annoys the hell out of me. I've gotten to the point i wont watch movies or tv shows without someone else there, and sometimes even that wont stop her. And i'm a huge horndog in any other situation, but if you start a movie or something and wait till the frickin middle of it to start something i'm going to turn you down every time
Cavsfodawin 21
Why would any guy pass up a chance for sex?
randybryant799 21
Sounds like he's not that into you.