Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
Why bring a movie if it isn't going to be watched? Sometimes people actually are interested in watching a movie and not using it as a catalyst for sex.
littlemonster94 15
Maybe it's time to change the game-plan a little there, skippy
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Comments (67)
nightbirdblue 27
Perhaps he's afraid that you'll bite him..
bamagrl410 31
Valiant attempt at a past FML reference, however I think it was a little understated & people didn't catch it.
Lilo4life 26
Your either really ugly or he's really gay.
Lilo4life 26
Your either really ugly or he's really gay.
NewYorkMexPR 14
Maybe hes trying to tell u something. Like hes gay!
limitedition 25
What?!? In my experience that's unheard of. Must have been one hell of a movie!
Wizzlbang 10
If OP was a dude bringing a movie over to his girlfriends house, this would get a lot more YDI's.
love_me_electric 20
If you wanted to have sex you should've brought some lingerie, not a movie. You're sending mixed signals, what do you expect
ni0ve 9
maybe u were doing it wrong or the movie was good
savvysomething 5
Plot twist: he never told her his irrational fear of porno's.
BrianisFkd 6
Not really his fault, in his mind you guys were just watching a movie. Try something else next time, yeah?