Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
PaperInfection
United States
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
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Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Anonymous
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
TheKingDavis
United States
Long day
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
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Comments (126)
groupleader 7
And by sewer, you mean....anyway, you shouldn't post FML's while walking. How did you not see or smell that?
lovepandorasaver 11
Did you meet a giant fish down there, and **** his brains out?
SlicedPickles106 0
Aww that's happened to me before :/
Omnomnomnivore 10
**** your life, but you should probably pay more attention. That's kinda hard to miss...
fat_bastard_607 0
well... shit.
hereinnc 12
I have zero idea how that happens however FYL OP!
bubo_fml 11
I run into a-holes all the time...**** my Luck!!
marcus903 17
I would definetly say that anyone who voted 'YDI' or calls him an unintelligible name had never fell into a open sewer because they had never heard of walking straight and not noticing what's on the ground. He was probably walking with nothing in his hand or ears by himself without no distractions. These are called "accidents" that are unfortunately unnoticed. I've seen an open sewer once and was ABOUT to fall in it when I managed to look on the ground. I couldn't imagine how mad I would be if I literally fell in it. Falling into an open sewer will remain the city's fault for even having the sewer open in first place. I don't care if the person was distracted through any use of device, vehicle, or pedestrain; all sewers should remain closed and the city needs to be fined if anyone falls in it. Once again, the people who said OP deserves this needs to experience this happening to them.
joshuadavid 0
That stinks
purplemonsta444 0
Shit