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Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
loveloves154
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
shitday
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
NeedsANewApartment
Wurtsboro, United States
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
unicornlovet
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
DogStew
Pumped-up Tanks
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Top comments
OrgasmicBunnies 9
if you put a lifeguard stand in your basement, you can open a public pool for the hobos.
Nienna88 0
Gross. Well at least you have a huge toilet now :)
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Comments (142)
smump 0
yeah...FYL
techweed 12
I didn't know you lived in Jeddah!!!
shannonreneee 11
The real issue is that you could have had an indoor pool, now it's a giant toilet. Such a waste of a potentially good situation. Sorry :(
babyyappld 7
looks like op is shit out of luck
violetdabomb 0
If anyone says 'shitty situation', I swear to evolution imma strangle them -_-
zendaddy0 0
must of been a shitload :)
DivineGarden 0
57 - That's a shitty situation.
SuPeR_bAsS 0
That stinks...
urdirtyolduncle 15
I've seen crappy basements but this would be a whole different thing.
falluke17 0
shit happens
falluke17 0
I actually enjoy reading these kind of fmls while I'm taking a poo... I've always wondered where it goes when I flush
Pooopsack 9
That is disgusting..
smump 0
I love how ur name is Pooopsack
BountyBass 13
lol, spotted that too
GreenMaze 0
Holy Crap(s).
Nienna88 0
Gross. Well at least you have a huge toilet now :)
Kawboy 1
Way to look at the bright side!
JankyMane92 0
hey, I know this is random but you're kinda cute :)
MrSassypants 34
Or OP can have a *gulp*... swimming pool. Cannonball anybody?
missy_lynn012 0
i vomited a little 54 :/
netherflame 0
Not a toilet, just a personal landfill located in the base of your house. it's not gonna provide you storage space, but steal your fresh air for the coming weeks. Hopefully, the landlord (if there is one) will fix your insurance (if you have one). In every other aspect, **** your life OP, and I feel bad for each and every one who in their own way feels like this situation is caused by oneself.
MrSassypants 34
68 Hey! No vomiting in the pool! Only chocolate bars... okay you know why ima stop there before I make myself vomit.
1molinamatt 5
Lmaooo I like the positive attitude :p
GetOwnedPuppy 0
good idea!
Jojo0114 0
lol
jerryduh 0
your right
BountyBass 13
yuck
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yucky poo poo
drugs123 0
thats bull shit.
itsmeppl 0
smells like a shitty situation - excuse the pun
marinus_fml 20
Only the most over used pun ever...
scrapmetal58 9
No shit
Kawboy 1
You just lost speaking privileges!! congrats!
BrokenDreamer24 15
That's funny XD Nice pun.
Hosea11 0
number 17 - like
netherflame 0
A lot of things can be excused. Using that pun is definitely not one of them. Get your ass out of here.
MrSassypants 34
At first it was a good pun but now... it's just full of shit. Anyone? No? Okay.
ladlesman 0
that actually made me chuckle >:(
martinezohhh 0
gross, fyl.
MadeToCommentOnT 0
Sorry, but I just had to LOL. It's not something you hear about often. o.o
OrgasmicBunnies 9
if you put a lifeguard stand in your basement, you can open a public pool for the hobos.
Soloman212 28
He could be rich! RICH!!!
LaChicaBonita 0
hobos don't have money..?
shovels 0
You should have been prepared for this...
Jeremiah92 0
oh ya cuz everyone expects this to happen to them
MrSassypants 34
38 I think 12 said that because his pic is a shovel...