Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
PaperInfection
United States
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
L……
Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Anonymous
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
TheKingDavis
United States
Long day
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
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thelastavailable 13
I can feel the awkwardness..
steelflax 5
Call up mario princess peach
globetrottter 3
Watch that first step, it's a doosey ;)
sgonza 4
Yikes! Hope you had no injuries!
steelflax 5
Shirty isnt a word
llamafish 25
"Isnt" isn't a word either.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
Shirty - Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen. Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging. Example: I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
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eyecon502 13
"Down in a hole and i don't know if I can be saved..."
muFilter 19
RIP Layne
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's Mr. Hankys turf. Watch your back.
perdix 31
And by sewer, you meant sanitary sewer. And by sanitary sewer, you meant you fell in a stew of piss and shit and other ablutions. And by piss and shit, you mean disease-carrying human waste. And by disease, you mean cholera. And by cholera, you mean you will have runny diarrhea. Which you will fall into tomorrow as you fall in the same "hole" again.
alvarny 17
You might not have seen it, but you should have smelled it a distance away.
evilplatypus 39
Not necessarily. How smelly a sewer is depends on a lot of things: temperature, recent rainfall, how far it is from the treatment plant, population density, etc. My area has an extensive sewage network and fairly small population density so even when they're left open they never really stink even when it's super hot out.
JackSteely 8
14 - Not weird at all..