Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
NotDrunk
San Diego, United States
Mind the gap
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
PaperInfection
United States
Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML
L……
Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Anonymous
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
TheKingDavis
United States
Long day
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
ohray
Kibris, Turkey
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
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akallaan 7
"That's a shirty situation." "What a shit hole." "The shit hit the fan." "All the other shit related puns here" Just saving everyone some time and effort.
ICastillo 25
Did you see the Ninja Turtles while you were down there?
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Comments (126)
False_Stupidity 42
Did you see any giant alligators or large gelatinous creatures from outer space down there?
mikeawesome 0
Lmao
santel_fml 8
Yuck
Klaudas 8
So you'r Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ? :D
ASAPxRocky 1
I've never even seen a sewer open, how did you manage to fall into one?
jeezlebauckle 0
I say u deserved it, only because probably werent watching where u were going
XRaYKaT 3
Give the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles my regards.
Zephyr_fay 0
this happened to me. i was a kid at the time and buying icecream, coming home with a friend when a horse came down a city street. was it uncovered or broken? i'd sue!! my mom did and i got $1200. well, she got $1200 and i never seen a dime.....fml
duckiegirl21 10
You probably were probably walking & texting or just not paying attention to your surroundings to do something like that.
slappygecko 21
Sounds like a typical day in New York