AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
badluckantonio
Canada
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
kmjlevesque
Bye bye clothes
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Stevey
Accomplished
Today, I finally cleaned my apartment and felt accomplished. I took the trash out, walked back in, and promptly locked myself out in slippers, holding nothing but a banana. I sat on the stairs waiting for help, questioning every life choice. FML
lolographic24
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Norway
Down in the dumps
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
pmony
United States
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Baby please come home
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Username
Singapore
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
Typrokka
United Kingdom
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
pukey mcgee
Real estate from hell
Today, I learned why I got such a great deal on my apartment. It's located next to the trash chute. It smells utterly foul three days of the week, and it's the dead of winter now. I dread the summer heat. FML
whoops
Hicksville, United States
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Top comments
crzyry 6
How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh
IDunnoz 0
wtf
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Comments (168)
IDunnoz 0
wtf
daniisme 0
... how?
captainmarshall1 0
hahaha wow... only in america will you find this type of stupidity :P
ZombieBunnies 0
it's ok. I heard garbage chutes are quite slimming and all the rave.
racer337 2
What were you doing in there?
JonathanG_fml 0
ha! FAIL!
honestlove11 0
haha! :) this is so funny. I love it.
lancer126 0
rwj FTW
Snow_Daisy 7
are we talkin about your hand being stuck...?or...say...your head? Elaborate please. (: lol Because I'm picturing your butt being stuck with your legs and arms flailing around outside the chute. Wait, don't elaborate. I like my mental image way better than knowing the actual situation!
E1337ist 0
Agreed
laurenheartsyou 0
you just made my day:] I can picture your torso being stuck and your legs flailing around, ahahahah
FMLowLife 0
How the hell can you get stuck in a garbadge shoot???? At least it wasn't a garbage compactor though!
gun6slinger9 9
taking dumpster diving to a whole new level
twist_of_fame93 0
you give me the impression of a fat tard
advent2060 4
jus how da **** did that happen?
gorillaz_fml 0
how the **** did you get in there
Rosalie_Haostn 0
how in the hell did you manage that mate? idiot.
_swimcutie_ 0
Yeah..that's what I was thinking..here is the situation i'm picturing. -he wakes up -decides to throw his trash away -loses his "lucky charm" (Oh No!) -he jumps in after it ( ahhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna DIE!) -(sudden silence) he is too fat to fall any further.. -it takes him 3 hours to get out.. and then flop he drops onto the ground (BOOM) Lmao..anyways. My opinion.
ilikepie789 0
thats a pretty good guess
_swimcutie_ 0
haha thanks=p
reyemrein 0
sounds like the OP should wear a helmet and water wings AT ALL TIMES
coubou12345 0
pussy
Onthecountof3 0
I concur
peacefullly 0
not all American are stupid...dumbass.
peacefullly 0
haha. I only laughed at your comment
slh123 0
ha ha
iheart 0
^WIN
BoarderBoy15 0
WTF u dumbass
pipp360 0
now what did you learn...,..
Austino713 0
I'm not even gonna start asking lol
peacefullly 0
#114 lol my bad :P
ajrhockey5 0
I agree with 10.
rbond93 4
epic failure
tisiphone_fml 0
Trying to escape the Storm Troopers, obviously.
wataloserface 0
hot :)
Owl1238 1
6- You just made my day!
horseychickidee 19
hahaha wonderful image
crzyry 6
How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh
randomguy76 14
Everything remotely strange always seems to happen in Oregon.
XxPojoxX 17
Sounds like the beginning of a **** video
009yp 0
why were u in the garbage chute?
ZombieBunnies 0
Perhaps the laundry chute was already taken.
laurenheartsyou 0
win^
00pedro00 0
^^^ amazing profile picture
IWorkInAStore 0
ahem...diet?
DoorMatCat 3
OP's wait may not actually be relevant.
BrownSugar_fml 5
hehe I chuckled
chellexx 0
lol! this is so funny. thanks for making me laugh, I am feeling so down at the moment
zbork181637 0
why the hell were you in the garbage chute?
harmony88 0
Probably to retrieve the keys and wallet that she lost a few days ago. http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/8464402 (Yes, I realize it's not the same OP)
tereshay 0
hey this person spelled chute right! lol
ZombieBunnies 0
I know. 'Tis awesomeness in it's rarest and raw form. Three cheers for OP! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzaahh!
Rota 0
Snickerdoodles will be proud!
BiH_Sinan 0
^^win picture.
dudeitsdanny 10
Were you trying to get your apartment and car keys back?
CallMeHush 1
^^^good one Danny.
WordsOfHope 0
lol
purplemnm 9
DOING STUPID THINGS WILL NOT GET YOU ON JACKASS!
MadaZer0 8
Writting in CAPS will not make you a badass~
babybubz 0
haahaaaa
purplemnm 9
putting a cartoon as your profile pic doesn't make you awesome
ringmybell_fml 0
win ;)
fisheatsbear 6
it does if the pic is awesome enough
PurpleSquirrel 0
^^^WIN
MadaZer0 8
Lol good one purple XD
MadaZer0 8
And for the last time people... That is not a cartoon!! T.T Cartoons < Anime
Rota 0
It's a cartoon.
mmastermetallica 0
Calvin and Hobbes >>> any anime
purplemnm 9
purplesquirrel your just mad coz you think I copied your stupid name.