Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
ethan_unoxx 29
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
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Comments (86)
kayla_xoxoxox 1
Why just the socks?
keifman7 17
Out of everything they stole socks?
TheMarshmellow 14
Those must've been some pretty nice socks, in that case.
alex_622 22
If it wasn't them, it would have been the dryer...
Khaleesi_26 30
Why? Why socks? And a helpful hint, if you tie your bags straps to your wrist or leg you will feel when someone tugs on it to open it if you fall asleep, but sorry to hear that OP. At least it was only socks and not something important!.
devildog562 33
Really socked it too you huh ?!
annarcheer 19
guess they didn't get any for Christmas.
shadyladyhh 11
"Sorry man, I stepped in something wet in mine, so..."
Black_Ink 20
That's just pure evil
PoisonOrchid 21
That's honestly pretty funny. Comfy, warm socks are incredibly valuable to the homeless. Write it off as your good deed for the day and a lesson learned about sleeping in public places.