Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
ethan_unoxx 29
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
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Comments (86)
Sakuraashita 15
Somebody's stocking you, OP... Better watch out....
Redleader555 4
XD of all the things they could've stolen!
GingerNinja07 5
Think of all the free elves!?
The_Burrito_Guy 6
Were those socks the most valuable thing you had in there?
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Or you just donated a lot of socks to homeless people? X
headofmedusa 15
Don't you think there is a bigger chance that you forgot them?
JKPwnage 27
...socks? Was it just some hobo who didn't have any socks? At least they didn't steal anything else
kawaiichick 9
Dobby, is that you?
alouellette14 8
If it makes you feel any better, it was probably a homeless person. Socks are among the most coveted items among the homeless. They probably thought you could afford more socks, so it made them feel a little bit better to be taking them.
lollypop624 11
Why always socks and shoes? xx