Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
ethan_unoxx 29
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
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Comments (86)
Kriositivity 7
LMAO that's such a great prank! Maybe it was Bill Murray?
duke3012 8
obviously in low supply of spoof socks haha
poor_gurll1198 17
You sure you remembered to pack them?
blackonblight 33
The eater of socks strikes again, and not even at Hogswatch this time. Best get those gents from Unseen University on it.
laughingtoohard 14
Gooood goooood
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Looks like that must... *puts on sunglasses* Sock for you YYEEEAAAAHHHHH
xxWTFxx1981 23
Most likely if they stole socks they are homeless believe it or not socks are hard to get as people don't donate socks and underwear because who would think someone wants your nasty sock and underwear but if your homeless you dont have the luxury to think like that...