Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, my wife is mad at me because she’s had to stop seeing her closest friend because of me. Why? Because her friend is stalking me, keeps asking me to divorce my wife, and has even broken in and stolen my stuff, forcing me to involve the police several times, and somehow this is all my fault. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
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Aj Castelletto 11
block his number and ignore him completely. you dont have to deal with sexual harassment and your husbands a dumbass for not caring how uncomfortable it makes you.
littlefoott69 14
Get your husband to pose for dick pics and send them to the creep.
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Comments (30)
inappropes 31
I am terrible with people but maybe your husband trusts you to not cheat on him and sees his friends shitty behavior as not enough to cut ties with?
PhoenixChick 26
It's not a matter of "will my wife cheat on me?" That's a selfish interpretation. If a man hears his wife complain that his friend is making her uncomfortable, his thoughts should be about how she's uncomfortable. It shouldn't stop with "my wife is uncomfortable with my friend's sexual texts. Will my wife cheat on me with my friend? No? Then sexually harassing her is a-ok with me."
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so is hubby on the couch
RichardPencil 32
Does his name rhyme with Blonald Blump? Lot of guys in the MAGA crowd would gladly throw their wives under the Access Hollywood bus to appease the dark lord.
Aj Castelletto 11
block his number and ignore him completely. you dont have to deal with sexual harassment and your husbands a dumbass for not caring how uncomfortable it makes you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
That is true. You are being sexually harrassed and your husband is not standing up for you. What the actual ****!?
littlefoott69 14
Get your husband to pose for dick pics and send them to the creep.
James Acosta 8
First off, she said inappropriate texts. not discusting ones, or sexual ones. Second, if she didn't like the guy doing those things, she would have blocked his number and banned him from the house. The problem is she is more attracted to the other guy. She uses "fighting" with her husband to hide her feelings for him. She said he blatantly disrespects thier marriage, but never said anything he says is lies or untrue.
Mungolikecandy 19
A wonderful rationale of victim blaming
James Acosta 8
let me guess you are a bleeding heart social media victim also. Stop pouring your hearts out online and wanting attention. Do something about it. If anyone actually gave a shit they would see and help.
johnnyswallop 18
WTF? Now I know where the term "mansplaining" comes from. Thanks for being a douchebag and reflecting on the rest of us guys who don't have our heads up our asses.
bloopaloop 27
Probably true
EmDizzle2007 28
leave, get help, or suck it up. this is a real life, and social media isn't gonna help ya, champ.
Charlie Given 28
Send him pic's of you taking a big shit or your used tampons or pads or your husband's hairy asshole he'll love them 🤣
tounces7 28
After reading FML for this long, I have the feeling your husband is a Cuck and wants to watch his friend bang you, and this is how he leads into it.
Iamthebanzai22 21
That seems plausable. The husband's behaviour is rather strange, not even trying to stop the friend. What would make more sense is for OP and her husband to have an honest chat about it. If she wants to go ahead with something like that (no disrespect meant, OP), she should rather find a bull that she is attracted to, not her husband's pervert friend who grosses her out.