Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Comments (142)
crazzle 0
Wow, your teacher has alot of time to waste...
CraziOne 0
Hey this just shows your teacher has a sence of humor.
regalarius 0
Yeah, this sounds like an awesome teacher. My high school chemistry teacher - requiesat in pace - once got...I don't remember what, but *something* that emits a very loud BANG when a flame is applied to it, put it next to a sleeping guy's head, and lit it. That guy woke up in a hurry. Same class, same guy IIRC - one morning the teacher walks in with a vial of sulfiric acid and says, "If your sinuses are clogged, take a snort of THIS!" The guy, sitting in the front row, LEAPT out of his seat, grabbed it from my stunned teacher's hands, and...well, snorted *over* it, he didn't snort it *up,* but...well, his sinuses were clear for the rest of the day, to say the least.
KayleeFrye 39
I pulled a similar stunt with one of my students last year. He fell asleep in class, and when he woke up, I told him that he had missed the review for the HUGE exam I was going to give the next day. The other students played along, and we let him suffer for about 2 minutes before we took pity on him. No one sleeps in my class now! OP-This is not an FML, this is a good joke. Grow a sense of humor! :)
Egotistical 0
Seriously who the **** is letting these crappy fml's get posted? God. This isn't a fml. More of a GETOFFTHISSITE. Just please someone post an fml that will make my day!!!
Paws_Cat 29
It's called **** My Life. It's not supposed to make your day.
nadromac 0
haha classic. I had a 5th grade teacher who did that to a kid once.
happyvalleygirl 0
That's pretty sweet actually. A kid fell asleep in class when I was in school. The teacher and another student lifted up the kid's desk and stuck in halfway out the window.
infidelboy 0
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. You win this round teacher. MLIA
backagainbitch 0
I LOVE YOU
sublime93 0
That was amazing #21.
Eponine_fml 0
here, have an internet
swedishgirl_fml 0
Funny teacher but you ar a pussy... Thats no FML! Nooooooooooooooooooooo FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wankster 0
You shoulda just kept going home haha
plexico 4
Here's a nice trick to prevent falling asleep in class. Imagine there's a rule that if anyone falls asleep in class, all of the guys can form a circle jerk around him and coat him with spooge. That works better than toothpicks on the eyelids.
Casualt1234 0
essentially a narcoleptic version of soggy biscuit?
plexico 4
aka Scum Cookie