fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HappilyNeverAfter
Port Perry, Canada
My body hates me
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
oops
United States
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
That stinks!
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Comments (76)
PSYqualiac 17
It's fart privately before, let yourself air out, fart again after she's said yes and walked away or right when she says no... then blame it on her.
maddieray26 8
Because, I'm so fancy.
SaintJohnny 2
did she fart back in response for a yes??
Fonsecac 11
Enough said haha
mollysantan01 5
Damn, what did the girl say??
MAXINEEE 4
It's ok... I took a huge dump In a restaurant with my boyfriend once. He still doesn't know
demonfacee 14
Everybody farts. Some people just can't admit that.
Lefty_Guns 16
He's just a smooth operatooor... youtu.be/4TYv2PhG89A?t=1m13s
briafly27 4
A guy burped twice while asking me out. I felt so bad for him, I went even though I wasn't at all interested.
Domonator 16
Proper sphincter control is required for successful dating.