hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
I suck
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
blarghhhh
Owosso, United States
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
k8thagr8
Virginia Beach, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pull yourself together
Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML
shouldabeenapornstar
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Anonymous
Somerset, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Ouchie
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
Anonymous
Deception
Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
Top comments
kzxvazure 0
just say no....
HSOMGF 5
That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.
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Lilbitdepraved 0
Just remember, If your not satisfying her.... Someone will. I hope you remember this when it happens.
corleon198425 22
Here's a spoon get the sand out of your mangina
BunBunBabe 8
Yes!!! Thumbs up'd
greenwich1945 13
Wow, seriously? Couldn't you have just said no? It isn't a flaw of character to not want sex every time she asks. YDI for not being honest with the woman you're supposed to love and trust.
katielil 1
Thats ****** up. I would be extremely pissed if I was her
Azail 15
Why would you be pissed ? The husband didnt feel like sex... Big deal
zeldaluvr2007 15
YDI for not being honest with your wife. Im sure she would understand if you just weren't feeling up to it. Instead of blatantly lying to her, be honest. "Honey, I'm just not feeling it tonight. I will make it up to you tomorrow.", etc. She'd probably be hurt if she found out you lied.
trueblue170 13
I agree with zeldaluvr2007 (awesome name, by the way). YDI for not being honest to the woman you love.
br0ccoli 15
Is it because she braided her armpit hair? I heard it's all the rage.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Doesn't sex act as a natural pain killer anyway? If your wife knew that, you would have no way out. And then get your ass kicked for lying.
Smallmercy 14
Natural painkiller? Did the naughty nurse tell you that? "I've been shot!" "Ok drop your pants" "But I was shot in the arm!"
mybright 8
It really is true, even a nurse once told me that the best cure for a headache or migraine is sexual activity ( meaning ******, not necessarily only penetration )
MigraineurOfLife 15
I call BS!!!! The last thing you want is sex when you have a blasted Migraine! It does NOT help! What it can help is a "tension headache". Huge difference!
spottyblanket 8
Just tell her the truth, I bet she has told you she isn't up for it before. Why lie
pexy_fml 16
Is she that bad in bed !?